DINOZZO: Farid spilled his laundry detergent all over the place. I got some on my pants. I must have missed a spot. Is that it?
BORIN: No, a little higher. To your right.
DINOZZO: You do it.
BORIN: Bend over, Dinozzo. Oh, that’s really on there. Can’t get that off.
MCGEE: I’m gonna call Abby to see if she’s got something to remove that.
VANCE: Special Agents Borin and Dinozzo, please stop doing whatever it is you’re doing.
DINOZZO: We were just, uh… reexamining that very special bond between the Navy and the Coast Guard, sir.
NCIS, 9x05 – Safe Harbor
Kate: “Since when are you interested in the ballet?”
Tony: “Oh, uh. Since about an hour ago.”
Kate: “Let me guess. The cashier at the bakery was wearing leg warmers.”
Tony: “How do you know that?”
Kate: “Must be the profiler in me.”
NCIS 2x11 Call of Silence
Tony: Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs
- NCIS - Season 8 - Baltimore
Tony: It’s a remote control receiver?
McGee: Yes it is.
Ziva: What is the range?
McGee: Almost a kilometer.
Tony: …I don’t speak Canadian. How far is that?
NCIS 7x11: Ignition
Ziva: His goose is cooked.
Tony: You would get that one right.
NCIS 3x10: Probie
Tony: (while Ziva tries to disarm the bomb) ”I can see down your shirt right now.”
Ziva: (smirks) “I don’t think your new girlfriend would like that.”
Tony: “What are you talking about … I don’t know what you’re talking about.”
Ziva: “I’m talking about you. And the fact that you no longer stare at every woman as they pass you by.”
Tony: “Well, I’m looking down your shirt right now.”
Ziva: “See anything good?”
Tony: “Yeah, real good. But I’m not entirely sure worth dying—over.”
Ziva: “Not worth dying over. (zips jacket) I’ll remember that.”
NCIS: 4x7 “Sandblast”
Ziva: “You thought… I was dead?”
Tony: “Oh—oh yeah.”
Ziva: “Then why are you here?”
Tony: “We, McGee—”
Ziva: “Tony. Why are you here?”
Tony: “Couldn’t live without you, I guess.”
Ziva: “So you will die with me.”
NCIS, 7x1: Truth or Consequences