Well at least I don’t think she should be with Tony
Tony: Nice girl. Wasn’t my type, thought.
Ziva: Really? She was breathing.
Tony: Well I have standards, Ziva. Otherwise, I’d be dating you.
Tony & Ziva - Recoil
tell CBS they need to give us one more Under Covers. With Tony and Ziva that will leave us guessing for years whether or not they actually slept together. Please.
Tony: (while Ziva tries to disarm the bomb) ”I can see down your shirt right now.”
Ziva: (smirks) “I don’t think your new girlfriend would like that.”
Tony: “What are you talking about … I don’t know what you’re talking about.”
Ziva: “I’m talking about you. And the fact that you no longer stare at every woman as they pass you by.”
Tony: “Well, I’m looking down your shirt right now.”
Ziva: “See anything good?”
Tony: “Yeah, real good. But I’m not entirely sure worth dying—over.”
Ziva: “Not worth dying over. (zips jacket) I’ll remember that.”
NCIS: 4x7 “Sandblast”
Ziva: “You thought… I was dead?”
Tony: “Oh—oh yeah.”
Ziva: “Then why are you here?”
Tony: “We, McGee—”
Ziva: “Tony. Why are you here?”
Tony: “Couldn’t live without you, I guess.”
Ziva: “So you will die with me.”
NCIS, 7x1: Truth or Consequences
