scratch the surface, and nothing is perfect.
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Me with romantic interest:
Hi, how've you been lately? How's that project you're working on? Yeah? I'd love to see sometime, dude! How's the family? Good, good. Well, I'll talk to you later! Yeah we definitely need to hang out more often. Hopefully see you soon! :)
Me with platonic friend:
YOU GORGEOUS CREATURE HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN SINCE LAST I SAW YOU? HOW I'VE MISSED YOUR LUCID DIAMOND EYES, UGH I JUST WANT TO KISS YOU AND MAKE SWEET, SWEET LOVE UNDER THE MOONLIGHT. WHY ARE YOU SO PERFECTLY SCULPTED, ARE YOU AN ANGEL MADE OF MARBLE LET'S GET MARRIED.
i own a gaming laptop now :3
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i don’t ONLY care about myself. i care about like 5 other people. and animals.
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what i said:
i'm not religious
what they heard:
babies are so delicious i drink the blood of toddlers every morning and suck out your kid's soul hail satan
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there was this girl at my school last year and she fucked literally every black guy at my school and people called her the night rider so she moved