i want a dog again.
shedisenchants: shedisenchants: so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night you guys think I’m joking??
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tumbl-con: amazzingphil: dftbyay: typewriting-potato: knightofbowties: What if they made a Tumblr musical about a forbidden love affair between a hipster blogger and a fandom blogger. I WOULD WATCH THAT. “i can’t be with you because i can’t hold back the…
meehighmeelo: [AGGRESSIVELY WAITS FOR LEGEND OF KORRA NEWS]
someone save me i feel like a douche
insert-awesome-title-here: jensensparkles: adrimnzr: ruffalowildwings: lilcalcifer: we found love in a mildly disappointing place now you’re just somebody that i know by first name tonight, we are average age i walk this fairly populated road carry on my adequately well-adjusted son
thecityofpawnee: you know you watch too many tv shows when it’s stressful thinking about how much you have to catch up on
[[MORE]]so you know how everyone feels the need to run an internet search on other people, yes? well i’ve been sleeping with this guy and he’s got all these secrets about his past and he doesn’t know how to ~~~trust~~~ people or ~~~love~~~ people so he’s basically a butt and i figured something on the internet might tell me why and i stumbled across his sister’s...
dean-tacos-cas: spookapple: jackvessalius: look what we have here i have legitimately never laughed harder and for as long in my entire life
these pictures are haunting me
good god what have i done i found pictures no one was ever meant to find
also anyone who texts me, don’t, i can’t answer them right now
so basically i could survive this i have the potential i just don’t know if i want to this is making me physically ill
steelplatedhearts: Alternate title for The Great Gatsby: I Am Uncomfortable With Your Personal Drama And I Want To Go Home: The Nick Caraway Story
sacaswagea: immergerd: sacaswagea: “if ur ready CUM and get it” haha only 18+ will get this one. :PPP I’m younger than eighteen and I get the joke. Btw, you’re really only supposed to use numbers instead of spelling out the word after one hundred. Or, to be grammatically correct, 100. You’re eighteen, you should know this. is this real life
hakureimiko: “abortion is murder fetuses have rights t—”
fatwink: *grabs my gameboy color and a kit-kat* goodbye mom and dad i’m moving out
vougehoren: ‘whats shipping’
[[MORE]]and i’m left with nothing
fuck the internet, i didn’t even know the castle finale was on tonight and THE FIRST POST ON MY DASH SPOILED THE WHOLE FUCKING THING
8oo: i think the coolest thing would be to see a new color
tfln that are either by me or sent to me
[[MORE]](203): Congratulations, you’ve begun to unfuck your life. (203): Im invoking the “no judgements” clause of our friendship. (1-203): My god, what have you done? (203): No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places. (203): Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013? (203): I’ve never seen a guy eye-fuck...
michaelpalin: a plus-side to being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas and i will not judge you because i will also be in my pajamas
rapunziam: ”hey remember when you were a fan of-”